This is my personal blog my tag is AlexTheAwful and when I'm posting rants i tag it JustIgnoreMeImDumb. i prefer singular they pronouns, but i don't mind if you use he/she pronouns to refer to me.

31st July 2014

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wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

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31st July 2014

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Kisses

humoralista:

American dramas kiss

image

asian dramas kiss

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Tagged: gif

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31st July 2014

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princesshorseface:

gg-rain:

hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD

A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE! 

Tagged: video

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31st July 2014

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samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

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31st July 2014

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Tagged: gif

30th July 2014

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jackfrostciicle:

choosechoice:

Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.

thats the reasest shit

Tagged: video

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30th July 2014

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jewist:

Guys this no-kill animal shelter in Illinois, USA is going to be shut down unless the raise $5,000 by August 1st which is in 3 days. They have raised $3,320 so far but are still not at their goal. PLEASE donate any amount of money to help keep this no-kill shelter alive. And please reblog this post to spread the word.

Here is a link to where you can donate:
http://www.youcaring.com/pet-expenses/newton-county-dogs/208762

Tagged: signal boost

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30th July 2014

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noctom-poetom:

yokes93:

yokhakidfiasco:

kaddy-kablamo:

buzzfeedrewind:

Kids today will never understand.

The LAST ONE omfg

Used to have fun with the last one

The last fuckin one

Oh the struggle was too real with the last one

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30th July 2014

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fearfield:

according to Ubi, Elise is a “fiery, independent young woman” but oh wow where have i heard a female character described like that before

oh wait, everywhere

Source: fearfield

30th July 2014

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grownupsealand:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Walmart brand Ice Cream Sandwiches don’t melt

Walmart food is literally the scariest shit like once I got a carton of eggs AND THEY WERE FERTILIZED. FUCKING DEAD BABY CHICKEN IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING EGGS LIKE REALLY WHAT THE FUCK WALMART?!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK.

Tagged: videothis is scary

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30th July 2014

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tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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30th July 2014

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kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

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30th July 2014

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30th July 2014

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charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

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30th July 2014

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lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

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